The recently updated passport of Rick Cheddar Bogden, loyal citizen of the republic of Freen, coincidentally taken shortly after a serious hair transplant operation.

There are no reputable hair transplant clinics in Freen, meaning Bogden had to travel a great distance for the operation. Because his job as an eyewear model for LookTech Optics requires peak aesthetic condition (especially in the head area) Bogden was able to write off the incredibly expensive transplant as a business expense. He is still unfortunately in massive debt because of unrelated dealings with the criminal underworld but at least if all goes to plan he’ll have a full head of transplanted jet black pubic hair in like two or three months.